LUNATICS ANONYMOUS HAS MERGED WITH THE FOLLOWING ANONYMOUS GROUPS. OUR NEW NAME WILL SIMPLY BE:
LA, AA, CA, CLA, DA, EA, GA, MA, NA, OA, OLGA & SA2
AA - Alcoholics Anonymous
CA - Cocaine Anonymous
CLA - Clutterers Anonymous
DA - Debtors Anonymous
EA - Emotions Anonymous
GA - Gamblers Anonymous
MA - Marijuana Anonymous
NA - Neurotics Anonymous
OA - Overeaters Anonymous
OLGA - Online Gamers Anonymous
SA - Sexaholics Anonymous
SA - Smokers Anonymous
Dr. Kander Bluff and her twin half sister, Dr. Kandid Bluff, are proud to introduce you to this new combined inter lunacy program. By combining the above 12 listed anonymous programs we hope to serve all your lunacy problems under one roof. There will be 12 groups practicing the 12 steps and the 12 traditions. The leaders will use the names of the 12 attendees of the last super. The BB - BIG BOSS will make guest appearances from time to time. That will be the 12x12x12x12+1 meetings. Think of the cost savings alone. There will be only one rental payment and all groups can meet in the same hall on the same night. Whereas all of the above listed groups are copy cats of Lunatics Anonymous we could save millions on the cost of printing only 1 version of the BBB - Biggest Bullshit Book. The new meetings will be held at the church of LSN - LUNACY SPIRITUAL NUTS, location and times to be determined. At this time we are in contact with the owners of the old Scotty’s location on Big Time Key. We will be able to have seating and parking for over one thousand members. As we are all self supporting, when we pass the basket for your $1.00 donation, we could collect a thousand dollars a meeting. If we held two meetings a day we could double the house take. The average annual house take will be over $730,000.00 just from the daily self supporting donations. Think of the financial boast to our lousy economy and the increase in civic pride with having LA - LUNATICS ANONYMOUS at this location. Bus service could be provided to and from Key Weird and Key Largo. Of course we will have Law Enforcement, and fire-rescue services on standby in case there is a need. Food, beverages and medications could be catered by the BTT- Big Time Fleas. Local bands could donate their time and talents. US 505 radio could do live remotes. We could have a KDIC - Key Deer and Iguana Cook offs using fresh road kill to cut down on the cost. We could have the TDC (Tourist Don’t Come) promote our new program nationwide. We could start a new annual event, like LF - Lunatics Fest or LPP - Lunatics Pet (women) Parade or LBBB - Lunatics Beer & Bong Bash or LO - Lunatics Orgy. All members will have to wear different colored robes so that the paying visiting tourists that witness and photograph these events and rituals will be able to identify each sect and cult. The possibilities are endless. We will have a tee shirt shop to earn more money selling LM - Lunatic Memorabilia. We do have other problems to overcome to get this new program started but, we do have faith that if all the Anonymous groups work together this will be a great success.
kanderbluff@yahoo.com
ANONYMOUS
