LUNATICS ANONYMOUS:  I have been sober for two years today. You’re not sober, you’re just abstinent. OK,

I’m just abstinent, not sober and I haven’t had a drink for two years. You might be abstinent but, you’re not

sober. You’re just a dry drunk. OK, I’m just a sober dry drunk. No, you’re not sober. OK, I’m just an abstinent

dry drunk. You might be dry but, you don’t have sobriety. I thought I was sober. You might be sober but, you

 don’t have good sobriety. Is there a difference? Yes, there is. There is abstinent sobriety but, you have bad

sobriety. What, I have bad sobriety? Yes, because you are not in recovery. I thought I was in recovery

whereas I haven’t had a drink in two years. You’re not in recovery, you are only around recovery. You never

recover. I thought that because I’m in recovery that I was sober. No, you never recover, you’re just

abstinent. But, I attend A.A. every day. That doesn’t matter because, you are only around A.A., and you’re

not in A.A. But, I’m in the program. Yes, you’re in the program but, you’re not working a good program. OK,

I’m only around A.A., working a bad program and not sober. But, I am working the 12 steps. No, you only

think you are working the steps. I thought if I was abstinent and attending A.A. that I was in recovery.  No,

that’s your problem, you only thought you were sober. I thought that I had good sobriety as I was attending

A.A. That’s another problem you have. You’re thinking, when you were told to sit down, take the cotton out

of your ears and put it in your mouth. But, I can’t talk with the cotton in my mouth. That’s good, because you

 don’t know what you are talking about, just sit there for 90 days and don’t talk or think. But, I think I am

sober. No, you’re just not drinking, you don’t have quality sobriety. What, there is good sobriety and bad

sobriety and now quality sobriety? Yes there is and you don’t have either or. You’re just a dry drunk. How

can I be drunk if I’m sober? I told you that you’re not sober, you’re just not drinking. OK. F**K this bullshit,

 I think I’ll go the bar and have a few drinks.