Lunatics Anonymous has more sayings, dogma and mantra than other religious cult.

Here are 295 that have been edited to speak the truth.

"This is a program of total lunacy and lies."

“Don't let anything get in front of your recovery, stay away from LA."

"Anger Is But One Letter Away From The Danger Of L.A."

“It isn't religious, it's a religious cult."

"Live and Let Live but, don’t go to L.A."

"Don't let anything get in front of your recovery, stay away from LA."

"No lunatic goes to L.A. by accident."

"If you’re crazy enough to go to L.A., you’re nuts."

"You're exactly where you're not supposed to be."

"I came, I Came to, I came to believe I’m a lunatic for going to L.A."

"Don’t thinkabout going to L.A."

"Stop Your Lunacy Thinking."

"The only crazy lunatic question is the one you don't ask."

"Keep It Crazy, Lunatic!"

"Keep A Closed Mind."

"You have a thinking problem, not a lunacy problem."

"Your best lunacy bullshit got you into L.A."

"Don't Utilize, Intellectualize."

"Take Everything, and Leave Nothing."

"Your thinking is lunacy."

"Don't let lunatics live rent-free in your head."

"You need a checkup from the neck up."

"You are in lunacy denial."

"Lunacy is spelled L.A."

"When lunatics think they are in control of our own lives lunatics they are not living in denial."

"If you leave, you hopefully you won’t come back to L.A."

"Are you in L.A, around L.A or under cult control?”

"This is a program of total lunacy and lies."

"Fake more bullshit until you don’t make it."

"Act as if you believe this shit."

"We have no opinion on outside issues." That’s true; you have no opinion at all.

"You must be willing to go to any length for your lunacy."

"It's too early in your lunacy for you to start being creative."

"Easy Does It, lunatic."

"Always Procrastinate."

"L.A is a Group of Drunks."

"God never gives you more lunacy than you can handle."

"L.A will not do for you what you can't do for yourself."

"Let Go and Let God keep you away from L.A." 

"Our Need Is Not God's Opportunity."

"Quit Playing Lunatic."

"Lunacy is hope with a track record."

"Lunacy is spelled L.A."

"Faith without lunacy is dead."

"To Keep It, You Have Pass On Your Lunacy."

"LA requires no real beliefs." 

"I came, I came to, I came to believe."  

"Group Up into the cult and don’t Give Up."

"Put down the weapons, pick up the tools." What tools?

"Uncover, Discover, and Discard L.A."

"If you drink, your fate is not jails, institutions, or death."

"If you don’t leave L.A., your fate is jails, institutions, or death."

"I've been in jails; I've been in institutions; there's only one more place to go."    Hopefully not to the L.A cult.

"The choice I have today is either to be insane or stupid."

"A.A. isn't for everybody." It’s true, if you have your own brains.

"It's Our Way or the Die Way, if you are in A.A.”

“Expect a miracle." What miracle are they talking about? Miracle Whip.

"You Are Not Alone." There are lots a crazy cultists around.

"Count Your Blessings." 6, 7 ,8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.

"Live and Let Live but, don’t go to A.A."

"Keep Coming Back, over and over and over to the cult."

"You are exactly where God wants you to be and that is not in the cult A.A."

"It Works If You Work It." No it doesn’t for 97% of the lunatics.

"Work It, You're Worth It." Work what? The 12 religious cult steps.

"The Twelve Steps are but suggestions only." It later says in the BB that if you don’t work all steps you will die a horribly death. FEAR

"Work the Steps, Or Die!"      More lies.

"Don’t do the Steps and you won’t die."

"Share Or Die."      Share what. More confusion an lies.

"Talk Or Die."     Your told not to talk, think or speak.

"The AA waltz: steps 1, 2, 3."    More like a cult tap dance.

"If you don't work a Fourth you'll drink a fifth." Total Bullshit.

"A.A. is not the last house on the street."

"A.A. is the Last Stop on the Track."

"Higher Powered Big Bullshit Book."

"Stuff Your Feelings." Turkey time.

"Feelings Aren't Facts." They are emotions.

"I Don't Do Feelings." I wouldn’t do 5 % of this shit.

"All you need to start a lunacy meeting is a few lunatics that don’t drink coffee.

"Sympathy is between shit and syphilis in the dictionary." Bullshit is also between something.

"Get Off The Pity Pot." Take pity on any lunatic that believes this crap.

"Selfishness, self-centeredness, is not the root of all our troubles."

"Don't Take Somebody Else's Inventory."

"Personalities, before bullshit principles."

"Religion is for people who are afraid of going to Hell; Spirituality is for people who've been to AA."

"The surest way to hell is to first go to AA."

"You don’t need any meetings."

"AA is the only disease that tells you that you have a disease."

"AA is Cunning, Baffling, Powerful and total Bullshit.”

"AA wants to kill me."

"If you don't like A.A., then find a better meeting." There are many other options.

"Don't criticize the AA lunatic program."

"Your logic is just looking for a sane reason to not attend a meeting."

"Lighten up — the war is over, you don’t have to go to AA."

"The first step in overcoming mistakes is to admit going to AA."

"I am teachable; I learned that AA is a cult"

"I am sane today. I know I won’t go to AA today or tomorrow."

"A.A. can't prevent sanity."

"A.A. messes up your sanity."

"A.A. is not the type of place you happen to drop into because your life is great."

"Nobody goes to A.A. that is sane."

"Nothing is so bad that a drink will not make it worse."

"No one is too crazy for the AA program."

"It Works — Maybe not, it works if consider 3% a success rate."

"Recovery Is a Journey, Not a Destination."

"Don’t stick with the Winners, they are true cultists"

"Keep coming until you hear your story."

"Live In The not."  Not AA.

"Just For Today Stay Away From AA."

"One day at a time and you will converted to cult lunacy."

"Lunatics are always late."

"You will be amazed, dumbfounded and confused."

"Sponsors: Don’t Have One — Don’t Use One — Don’t Be One."

"Be Part Of The Solution, Not The Problem, stay away from AA."

"Willingness Is the Key to staying away from AA."

"Clean and dry after soaking in the hot tub."

"If AA uses brainwashing, then our brains must not need to be washed."

"A.A. is a cult; people who come have their brains washed."

"No Pain... No Gain." It is painful to go to AA to gain nothing but lies and blind faith.

“Pain is the heart burn of going to AA."

"N.U.T.S. — Not Using the Steps." Try the ladder, stairs or elevator.

"Before You Say: I Can't... Say, I'll Try to stay away from AA."

"Don't Drink, Don’t read The Big Book, and don’t Go To Meetings."

"It's In the Big Bullshit Book of lies and false faith.”

"Use The 24-Hour Plan for staying away from AA."

"Make Use Of Telephone Therapy." Try calling GOD. Anyone have his cell number?

"Don’t Stay in AA Recovery For Yourself."

"Pass It On, everyone needs a good case of the shits."

"God Is Never Late." He does show up on time to watch you die a death in AA.

"Have A Bad Day Unless You've Made Other Plans."

"90 Meetings in 90 Days and you will get indoctrinated into the Cult"

"You Are Not Alone, there are many cultists waiting to bring you into the fold."

"Wherever You Go, there are cult meetings."

"Remember Your Last Day of Insanity."

"Remember That Addiction is not Incurable, Progressive, and Fatal. You can break your habit on your own."

"When All Else Fails Follow Directions, that’s the sign above the door." EXIT

"Pain Is Optional, yes, the more you go to AA the more pain you get."

"Let Go Of Old Ideas Of Going To AA."

"Try To Replace Guilt With Gratitude."

"What Goes Around AA, will make you a cultist."

"Change Is A Process, Not An Event."

"Stay sane For Yourself."

"When all else fails, never listen to your sponsor."

"Your best sponsor is not the Big Bullshit Book."

"Sick and Tired Of Being Sick and Tired of Going To AA."

"Its The First AA meeting that makes you a lunatic."

"Pain is a constant AA. Suffering is a choice if you keep going to AA."

"Remember Happiness And Serenity Are An Inside Job."

"AA Demands more and gives less."

"Our worst day of sanity is better than our best day of lunacy."

"If you can't believe, then believe that I believe this double talk."

"If Only.... I hadn’t gone to A.A."

"Some have to die that others can live."

"Help Is Only A Phone Call Away, dial 911."

"Under Every Skirt Is A Sexy Slip."

"If you want to go insane, go to insane places."

"Easy Does It, But Do It, Get Out of AA.”

"Bring The Body And The Mind Will Follow."

"But for the Grace of God don’t go to A.A."

"This Insanity will not pass by  going to AA."

"More Will Be Revealed." There is also a great web page by this title.

"If It Works... Don't Fix It."

"Join the Debating Society."

"Your insanity will keep you insane."

"You're only as insane as your insanity."

"Screw guilt, shame, fear and resentment."

"Some are crazier old timers than others in AA."

"We're All Here Because We're Not All There."

"If you wonder if you need to be here, you don’t need to be here."

"Some people are so successful in recovery; they turn out to be almost as good as they thought they were while being insane."

"Lunacy is an equal opportunity destroyer."

"Don't take yourself too damn seriously."

"Stop living in AA and start living in the real world."

"I pray to God every day that I never get the idea that I should go to AA."

"It is insane to keep on doing the same old things you've always been doing, and expect to get different results, like going to AA."

"Don't leave five minutes before the miracle."

"One AA meeting, one lunatic."

"Only another lunatic will understand."

"Nobody can understand a lunatic better than another lunatic."

"It's a disease of perception, not conception.”

"Everybody can do it alone, without AA."

"Recovery from AA is the Greatest Show on Earth."

"We, as human beings are all Miracles."

"I'm doing the best I can and I'm still a better man than I used to be."

"Take the cotton out of your mouth and stick it in your ears so as not to hear any more AA bullshit."

"Meeting makers make it to the insane asylum."

"The most important thing is suit up and don’t show up at AA."

"The most important thing is just never go to the first AA meeting."

"The most important thing is to not work the steps."

"I need to do the rebuild the stairs!"

"I need fewer meetings!"

"I have the Golden Ticket, to get out of AA."

"We have been given the Keys to the Kingdom."

"How important is it?"

"Sit Down, Shut Up, Learn Something about religious cults."

"Listen and Learn."

"All I know is, it didn’t work for 97% of the attendees."

"Quitting is an option for addicts like us."

"Turn it over."

"Let it go, get away from AA."

"You're not alone anymore."

"I am not powerless over people, places, and things."

"First Things First, Don’t Go To AA."

"Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink."

"Never say 'yes' to the program."

"Don't debate whether or not A.A. works; figure out what works for you."

"If it did not work for you, try doing something different."

"Opinions are like AA ass-holes — everybody's got one."

"Get On Your Knees and thank yourself for not going to AA."

"A.A. is about finding a false blind faith God."

"Don’t Get humble."

"You can't save your face and your ass at the same time."

"We didn't fly into A.A. on the wings of victory."

"Stop fighting everyone."

"People who leave just don’t believe in the bullshit of AA."

"The journey of 1,000 miles begins with the first step out of the meeting rooms."

"I get what I need and inevitably find out it was what I wanted all the time."

"If I take a drink, I take my life back and forget about AA."

"Let it go, it was never yours to begin with."

"Just don’t trust AA and surrender to nothing."

"Nothing AA pushed down inside of you stays down for very long."

"Taking other's shit in AA: You go, you got it."

"Uncover AA to recover."

"Most alcoholics who go to A.A. will drink again, just to forget about AA."

"If you don't remember your last drunk, maybe you were drunk."

"Anyone wanting to leave should take a close look at their motivation."

"You will always hear someone coming back telling you it got worse in AA."

"A.A.'s like the Mafia — if you stay, you die."

"There is no mistake as great as that of being in AA."

"To practice Step 5 is to show how insane you are at a meeting."

"Be a channel not a dam. If you pass, it's your ass."

"Give into AA and AA will make you insane."

"Part of compliance is defiance, stop going to AA."

"Treatment of the disease of AA doesn't always feel good."

"Do what you don't want to do but, don’t go to AA."

"AA is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent bullshit."

"Dating is pouring Miracle Grow on my character."

"If you want to feel better right away, stop going to AA."

"When I ask for patience, AA gives me the shits."

"If you pray to AA for honesty, you are an idiot."

"AA is the soil in which shit grows."

"AA is like a venereal disease. If you have it, you don't talk about it."

"Those who you anger deserve it."

"Don't just take an inventory; put back the shit you stole."

"To open oneself up to AA is to open one up to being fucked."

"The victims of AA are those around us."

"There are no victims, only those that attend AA."

"Don't point a finger; just give AA the finger."

"The number one way to relieve pain is to forgive, after you have killed the bastard."

"When I demand justice, I'd better think of the consequences."

"Don't know what, just be a lunatic and don’t go to AA."

"What will be will appear?" Yes, you appear to be nuts.

"All you have to change is everything." Stop going to AA.

"What is God's Will for me today?" Not to go to AA.

"A day without prayer is a day better than being in AA."

"Service: Shut up, show up and say no, I don’t believe this shit."

"Service is gratitude in action." Make the coffee for the old time nuts.

"People don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care."

"The greatest advice you can give to anybody is to tell them to stay away from AA."

"AA leads us to a false God."

"Carry the message, AA doesn’t work if you are sane."

"Some of us get so spiritual; we are of no earthly value to anyone."

"Most people hope to avoid hell; AA’s are praying to go there."

"The more you have on the inside, the less you need on the outside."

"We are hardest to love when we need love most, so don’t love me. I don’t want your kind of love."

"If the Program does not work for you, it's because you did not work the Program." More bullshit. The PROGRAM does not work 97% of the time.

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle."

"Be where you are supposed to be, do what you are supposed to do, when you are supposed to do it."

"I can only help another to the degree that I've been helped myself."

"When anyone, anywhere, reaches out for help, I DON’T want the hand of AA to be there.

"The slogans are bullshit written in shorthand."

"The shortest sentence in the big book is, 'It Doesn’t Work.'"

"Prevent truth decay — read your Big Book." What the hell does this mean?

"One of those rare books that gets dumber every time I read it."

"The reason I keep going to meetings is because the Big Book has no pictures in it."

"The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with crazy lunatics or AA members as they have nothing to lose."

"Make major changes in your the first year of sanity."

“Crazy for going to AA to try to remain sane."

"Anything can be your Higher Power: a teacup, a doorknob, a stone."

"At first you come because you have to come, but later you did not come because you ended your court ordered attendance."

"This is a very sick program."

"Let us love you in AA until you go insane."

"The sicker you are the more we love you."

"Personal Recovery is all about staying away from AA."

"Unity is about not making meetings and talking with others AA lunatics."

"Happy, joyous and free, I’m not going to AA any longer."

"He suffers from a terminal disease called AA."

"If you hang around AA enough, you will end up being a lunatic."

"What you see here, what you hear here, when you leave here, don’t laugh too hard."

"Meds quiet the still small voice of God so stop taking your doctor prescribed meds and die."

"We can only keep that which we give away." (Meaning: recruit new members for the cult, and indoctrinate them.)

"Freely giving what was freely giving to us..." (Meaning: recruit as we were recruited into the cult; indoctrinate them as we were indoctrinated.)

"He's a bleeding deacon" (He's an unhappy old-timer).

"He's on a dry drunk" Not drinking and not going to A.A.

"Who would you rather associate with, the drunks in the cult or people that are sane?"

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Have you ever wondered why the Big Book is blue?

Is "B" for Bullshit..?

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the Big Book

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