LUNATICS ANONYMOUS

        Lunatics Anonymous is a fellowship of looney men and women who share our experience, lunacy and insanity with each other so that we may solve our common problem and help others to recover from lunacy. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop being a lunatic. There are no dues, fees or donations for L.A. membership; we are self-supporting through our own contributions. L.A. is allied with all lunacy sects, cults, mental  hospitals, jails, politics, organizations, jails, state and federal corrections facilities, asylums and institutions; does wish to engage in any and all controversy; endorses and opposes all lunacy causes. Our primary purpose is to stay sane and help other lunatics to achieve pure sanity.

       To become a life long member, or until you go totally insane, contact Dr. Kander Bluff at kanderbluff@yahoo.com and you will be mailed your signed membership card for life.